Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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