i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I don't deserve a penis
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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