i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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