whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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