thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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