She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
3pm strippers are depressing
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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