I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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