Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
The best revenge is premature balding
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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