Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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