she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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