I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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