it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
