No, you can still breathe under the balls.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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