Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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