Non-Jews are for practice
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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