whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Randomize
