that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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