It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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