actually, I'm a sock model
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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