I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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