He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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