Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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