That's intense
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize