We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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