I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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