People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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