peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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