There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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