There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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