Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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