This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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