even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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