is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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