he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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