I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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