What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
