Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
