Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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