do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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