i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
