I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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