If i come over, it means nothing
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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