Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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