she looked like the bat from fern gully.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
How naked do you want me to be?
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