I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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