I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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