Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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