Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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