"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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