Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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