I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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