Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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