my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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