honey bunches of taint.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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