Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
